Geminimini

Gemini: (May 21�June 21)

You have always considered yourself a belt-and-suspenders type, which makes it all the more amusing when your pants fall down anyway.

This is so true. I always wear a belt, and if I had a band it would be called the "Willing Suspenders" which incidentally has nothing to do with the accessory, but with Cooleridge's "willing suspension of disbelief". Regardless, I hope you all got a good laugh at seeing my ass.