the overwhelming sensation I have never been here before
She's 90 and drives an Impala.
jonasparker, I'm feeling like the biggest dork today: like all this NYC-weekend shit was a huge farce I invented to feel progressive.
But my grandma is buying me a bicycle for my birthday, like on my fifth birthday, and my tenth, and now my twenty-fifth (but let's clarify that this grandmother didn't acknowledge me until I was twenty-one).
Anything to keep me mobile, I suppose.
All I need now is new headphones so my bike feels like it has a "boomin system".
Woofer.
When I arrive in Indiana the fuzzy-headed professors will put their arms around me and say,
welcome, little dork-child; we've prepared a place for you...
And then I will die as a brilliant, frigid, cob-webbed, creepy old professor.
I realized today that the worst feeling in the world is being a little girl, and climbing up into your daddy's lap, and him saying "not now".
I also realized today that if I ever committed suicide I would dissappear for a day and spend it all alone before falling asleep and never waking up.
But I would never do that to my mother.
I'm going to go to the bank now.