does anyone besides Stuart care about this too?

I want to make-out with all six Houston Astro pitchers who corporately pulled off a perfect game against the goddamm Yankees last night. Torre, Stienbrenner, and Jeter should be embarrased.

I've always sort of liked the 'Stros - Bagwell and Bigio were so cute together - and I also like the Cubs - Harry Carrey's son calls Braves games - so this year's playoffs are something to look forward to.

Especially since the goddamm Yankees won't be there to fuck it up.

Now, go read the onion.

Gemini: (May 21�June 21) Your visit to the country will inspire the coining of a new folk saying, "Some days you calm the beast, some days you free the cowboy."