maybe I'm just like my mother: too bold

What are the odds of me going out on a Saturday night, making two obvious booty calls, and ending up shooting pool with Joe?

He and I chatted innocently enough before I just out and said I was glad we had the random opportunity to hang out this weekend of all weekends, and he agreed. He hugged me goodnight. I feel better.

But I'm still unkissed. Still with all this pent-up energy and no where to put it.

Who are these assholes in Bloomington who aren't answering a proposition from...

ME!!